Balenciaga SS17 by Demna Gvasalia
Dsquared2 SS17
J.W. Anderson SS17
Maison Margiela SS17
Martine Rose SS17
Off-White SS17
Raf Simons SS17
Vetements SS17
Wales Bonner SS17
Y/Project SS17 by Glenn Martens

ST. PETERSBURG, WE DRESSED MICHELANGELO’S DAVID FOR YOU

News have surfaced that some residents of St. Petersburg, Russia are discontent with the display of a plastic copy of Michelangelo’s 16-foot-tall masterpiece David. The reason: the naked penis. Apparently, some citizens are too puritanical to appreciate a little bit of classical beauty and believe the display of such excellence (cause obviously, it’s über excellent) will corrupt the city’s children.

Solution: dress it. Although the council is sure that the city’s children are cultured enough to appreciated the statue, they take the complaint serious and a vote to determine whether or not to cover up the statue will be held. Considering recent years’ development in Russia (and the fact that it will not be the first time someone covers up parts of the sculpture: Queen Victoria had its goods covered with a fig leaf back in the day), we are sure the vote will a big fat yes.

Hence, we took this opportunity to give those certain St. Petersburg residents ten style choices that we are sure they’ll love.

What look would you vote for?

Balenciaga SS17 by Demna Gvasalia
Dsquared2 SS17
J.W. Anderson SS17
Maison Margiela SS17
Martine Rose SS17
Off-White SS17
Raf Simons SS17
Vetements SS17
Wales Bonner SS17
Y/Project SS17 by Glenn Martens
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